Jason lives to see another day on Survivor...

It seemed for most of the episode of Ozzy’s eventual blind side that it was to be a huge letdown from the previous week’s fake immunity idol fiasco. That is, until Erik (Ice Cream scooper extraordinaire) was on the reward challenge with the locals. This guy is pure comedy. “I have never seen so much boooooooobs in my liiiiife!” The guy is in heaven, he has found his calling in life. From this point forward, Erik would be transfixed by these two specimens befitting a woman that it would lead to his downfall. How else to explain how Erik would take the crown from Jason as the shows biggest loser? (More on that later)

For now, at this point in the game, Jason is our favorite as the clueless Survivor you love to love. During the immunity challenge, he decides after several hours to just give up, only on the promise that he won’t be voted off that night. It’s hard to blame him for this one. Would anyone have expected everyone to act like a bunch of school kids? “Oooooh, he didn’t notice we were crossing our fingers when we lied to him, we are brilliant” The single greatest move in Survivor history is crossing your fingers. It’s such a fantastic strategy that it has never been done until this point ever! Clearly, all these people are “fans” of the shows, and the “favourites” are that because they are so cunning that they feel the need to cross their fingers during a lie. Can anyone compete with these brainiacs?

So Jason is gone. But wait, there’s a plan in place. The hot shot Ozzy thinks he has the whole game in his hands. The girls decide to band together and flush out the real hidden immunity idol he has. Ozzy, done, cya in the jury pal. Way to flip the bird to those suckers too for being such kiddies. Jason lives to see another day. With the way it’s going, he might be finding him in the final 2 chair, how did he pull it off? (Hint: it wasn’t his brains)

For Blinded Reality,

Michael Harrison