The last half of the Survivor Fans vs. Favourites season was off the charts amazing. If you, like me, had almost given up (or did give up) on watching the season, you've made a colossal mistake. This season was the greatest for the blind sides, and for the sheer stupidity of so many survivor "fans" of the show. Let's start off with the phenomenal start to a jam packed, intense final 6 episodes…
For this we must rewind to the dumbest player in this season (or so it appeared he would be.) After Ozzy planted a fake immunity idol, Mr. Big Shot Jason is giddy to find what he thinks is the real one. In the words of Eliza, “are you kidding me?” No he’s not Eliza. In fact, he’s going to promise you safety in the night of your eviction from the show. That is, until he shows you the painted piece of monstrosity that he calls the idol. You…are…a…clown… For one second, imagine that Jason’s idiocy was brilliance. Say he had the real immunity idol. Why for one second would he give it up to Eliza? The dude was clearly toast in the game, so it’s unfathomable to give it up to his friend, because then he’d be gone next. Of course, as we later see in the season, Jason is a complete tool is this game, so this is almost merely a footnote to his demise…
Next post we’ll talk about Erik loving boobs, and in an unrelated event, everyone else acting like a bunch of pre-schoolers. Wait that might be given them too much credit…
For Blinded Reality,
Michael Harrison
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