Horrible Survivor episode turns brilliant in the nick of time!

Another Survivor episode that was destined to conclude with a disastrous finish, except it didn't! Three quarters of the way through, you could sum up the sheer blandness of the episode with this excerpt from our favourite Ice Cream scooper Erik...

“Things are looking pretty bad, and I still think things are looking pretty bad”

Wow. Very poignant Erik. Such gripping commentary. It truly is hard to ascertain what you meant by that. Could you please clarify with a statement more impeccable than that?

Just as another episode hit rock bottom to depths never seen in the abyss, Ami decided to be a complete maniac. I should take this time to do what Ami did to Erik...

I thank you Ami, from the bottom of my heart. You have salvaged at least one week of this horrid season of Survivor.

Just how many times was Ami prepared to convince Ozzy that she could be trusted? Any more crocodile tears left there sweet cheeks? Why not just tell everyone that will never vote for Ozzy under any circumstance, that'll keep you in the game! Oops, you did that Ami, and you are still a doughnut. Your biggest mistake Ami was not thinking bigger. You needed to offer Ozzy more than just protection in the game. What was needed was a proposal of a long and prosperous marriage. Also, a promise to mother 10 of his children would’ve sufficed…

Instead, you join all the other losers from the "fans" as losers of this season because you were a colossal failure at this game. Unlike the fans, you struck out twice...

I must pay my respects one more time to you, my friend, Ami...

I thank you Ami, from the bottom of my heart. You have salvaged at least one week of this horrid season of Survivor.

For Blinded Reality,

Michael Harrison