Stupidest....game.....ever. Who thought of this? Please tell me, because I will personally write into that individual and lace into them about the dumb monstrosity that this game was. That must've taken them years to think of that game. "It'll be brilliant. We'll make the women where these super sexy asparagus hats, and then weight them in asparagus. Whoa, I'm tripping out dude, why is the sun turning black?"
Though this game was hideously horrible, it provided us with moments that could have produced pure GOLD. Consider these paraphrased comments from our "host" Joshuah as he explained the rules...
"Are you concerned you are gaining weight in the house? Well, this game will test that out"
What should Joshuah have said to make that better?
"Are you concerned you are gaining weight in this house.....ALLISON?"
BURN!! That would've taught her to not mess with this sneaky Texan!
Or how about Joshuah describing Sheila's weight...
"Sheila's comes in at a WHOPPING weight of..."
Joshuah my boy, if you are going to insult the lady, at least be even more sinister about it. Why do you have to be so coy? You lost your chance. You're a worse host than Julie Chen...
You make me sick Joshuah. I actually had to give Chen a backhanded compliment...
For Blinded Reality,
Michael Harrison
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