This Joshuah guy is seriously a doorknob. He might be the worst player in the Big Brother house right now. I couldn't stand this guy the first couple of weeks because he was completely boring. Then, in a random act of insanity, he completely went bonkers on Amanda and made a cruel joke about her deceased father. Never failing to cease a great opportunity, Joshuah then made Allison’s life a living hell by being an immature jackass. While these were all horrific things, his latest claim is by far the worst. How dare he stoop to this level!
That's right, Joshuah told all of the viewers that his back door plan to get rid of Matty was "...the biggest strategic move in Big Brother HISTORY." Oh....my....sweet...lord... What did he just say?
Yes Joshuah, you are king. We should all just bow down to you now. Deciding to back door someone has NEVER been thought of before. You are truly a visionary. I should just hand the check over to you now. Thanks Joshuah, you have made me realize there really are brilliant strategic people on a reality TV program. There is hope for all man kind now...
Uh oh, just one miniscule problem. It didn't work. Who would've guessed Ryan wouldn't nominate "his boy." Probably everyone. And if you were playing the game and thought he'd actually nominate Matt, you better hope no one finds out about it. Because then you'll be properly ridiculed on here. Full marks Joshuah, good job at outing yourself as a horrific player. You are lucky that this was a lost week, because James never did get evicted...
That will be the subject for our next post. Exactly why did everyone want to bring back James?
For Blinded Reality,
Michael Harrison
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