Big Brother begins with a bang!

BB is never this good, this fast. There's usually two weeks of mindless "getting to know you" chatter that is both sickening and phony. Not this year. Big Brother has already produced Adam & Sheila. We'll aptly name them "Goober" & Ma...

Continue the hate Ma. Maintain your wretched disdain for this ghastly creature. We want more of it! How can a human being (45 years of age no less) despise someone so quickly? Easy. Cast a crazy & pretentious Ma. Check. Tell her she will find her soul mate in a 29 year old politically incorrect Goober. Check. Make sure she is a horribly judgmental, shallow woman? Done. Ah, but will she be recklessly emotional and oddly neurotic? You bet. We have a winner! It's you Sheila!

No one cares about twits like Neil, Chelsia, and Jen (Who?) BB needs to do the right thing and just show Ma & Goober. Avoid everyone else. Complete ignore them. They're about as exciting as Big Brother 'After Dark.' Who REALLY cares that Chelsia doesn't think her partner James is her soul mate because he rides bicycles instead of motorcycles? No one. That's 5 seconds of my life I won't get back....

The "ex" boyfriend & girlfriend had to sling their hook already. There is a god. After watching this show every season you have to wonder if these idiots have ever watched the show. How dumb are you Jacob?" Way to go. Thanks to being a stupid clown you just screwed over your ex, not once, but twice. Smooth move telling Parker's partner Jen (Who?) that you think Parker is a snake. You were a colossal failure at this game....

Ryan has potential to make this game gold. The big teddy bear has his whiny girlfriend Jen (Who?) all upset that he flirts with Allison. In turn, Allison hates Jen because she wants to get in on the Ryan piece of the pie. The solution is simple Teddy Bear. Start hitting on Ma. Right now.

We should wrap this up before I start vomiting after seeing America's Player & Jessica from BB8 host the HOH challenge this week...

For Blinded Reality,

Michael Harrison